I have to warn you, this post may offend some. If you are offended, then good, the post was meant for you.* 🙂
It has been made known to me that apparently it is World Cup time. If you didn’t know, this is a bunch of soccer matches around the world between the different countries.
1. Notice I said soccer. Soccer ≠ Football. If you call the sport of soccer, “football” that is un-American. The end.
2. If you do take the time to watch such a boring and un-American sport as soccer, you better at least root for America. If you don’t, this is also un-American. Whatever country you are rooting for is the country you need to go and live in.
3. Soccer does not even make sense. There isn’t always a winner. A tie? Give me a break. Ties are cop-outs. What are they going to do, just give first place trophies to everyone? If ties are acceptable, then they might as well not play. That way everyone could just be tied at “0” and everyone would be champions.
That’s all I have to say about that.
*Note: If you are truly offended by this, I’m sorry you are offended, I’m not sorry I said it, though, because it’s funny. And that’s all it is…funny. Not serious.
**Another note: I don’t really care about soccer at all…
*** Per Casey’s comment, I know that some of my facts are incorrect. I knew some were wrong before I wrote them, but I wrote it anyway. It made it more funny and ridiculous.